Polandball: Not Safe For World

Experience the thrill of global peacekeeping in "How Many Seconds of World Peace Can You Protect? Let's Nuke!" This historically accurate (as far as emu wars go!) Google Play game puts you in the role of America's sidekick, tasked with saving the world from rioters, terrorists, and zombies. Only you possess the passion, kindness, and unwavering justice needed to restore world peace.

The gameplay is straightforward: rotate the globe to identify troubled nations and unleash your arsenal until peace is restored. Time is of the essence; act before global happiness or population plummets too low. Choose three weapons from a selection of thirteen to tackle each crisis. Fans of Polandball will find much to appreciate in this unique title.

Frequently Asked Questions:

• Q: Why is the Polish flag upside down?
• A: Because Poland is upside down.
• Q: What do you mean "Poland is upside down"?
• A: Next question.
• Q: Why is Israel a box?
• A: Because of Jewish Physics.
• Q: This game is offensive.
• A: This is not a question.

What's New in Version 1.08.9 (Last updated September 3, 2024):

Minor optimizations for Google Play version policy compliance.